Luke Wilson

Name: Luke "Not The Movie Star, Goddamn You" Wilson

A/s/l: 23/male/lost

Blood type: lager

Status: Cheers

Notes: Scottish/Welsh descent. Occasionally hears a little voice which demands he eat people; generally puts this down to his Welsh heritage and summarily ignores it.

History of the Man: Luke was raised in Salem, Oregon by loving parents who had no idea how to raise a child. Luke turned out mildly eccentric but basically harmless. Luke graduated high school early in spite of barely maintaining a B average grade level ("Well, yeah, I only got Bs and Cs, but I got 'em real FAST").

Historia Infracticum: Luke was out hunting Rocoulm one night when suddenly a midget in a funny robe hauled him out of reality, because he objected to being eaten while speaking to mortals. Luke managed to annoy him very rapidly, dubbing him "Buttsmiler" and getting dropped (on his head) into Niflheim. Not long after his arrival, a little imp with a blowgun shot an earpiece into his ear, and now Crow can bug him whenever she likes.

Important notes: Luke has a supernatural power, namely weaponization-anything that is not a weapon becomes a weapon in his hands; such as his shovel, which, depending on how he wields it, can become a hammer, a pike, or a shotgun, or just stay a shovel (which is a pretty effective weapon in it's own right). Weapons become downright absurd-his favored firearm is a .357 caliber Magnum revolver which fires squirrels; angry, flaming squirrels. Even when not loaded, it fires squirrels. No one is sure where they come from. They're just there. Other guns have been, variously, a .22 caliber Colt revolver that transformed into a Transmetropolitan-style bowel disruptor (Luke still has this lying around someplace), a rifle that didn't shoot anything, but instead played "Turkey in the Straw" very badly, and a one-shot Derringer pistol that fired lawn gnomes. Living creatures do not take on weaponized properties when Luke holds them, although this doesn't stop him hurling his cat Aziraphale like one, mostly on the (very sound) logic that an angry cat doesn't need supernatural help to be a weapon.

Worthless trivia:
 * Luke tends to shout strange things (Such as "Movie sign!" or "Madre de Dios, es el pollo diablo!") when surprised.
 * Luke chose Aziraphale because, while he will kill on command if by "on command" you mean "When hurled into somebody's face," he tends to expend the urge to kill A)before he actually kills someone and B)before Luke gets as far as retrieving him. This is very handy as it means Luke doesn't have to actually handle an angry cat himself.
 * Luke talks to walls sometimes. He never seems to pick up on the hypocrisy of the fact that he hasn't got much patience for crazy people.